It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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