You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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