What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
These tits shall not be calmed
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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