Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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