For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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