Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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