She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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