I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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