i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
she was so not down for the gang bang
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
ok first of all what the fuck
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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