mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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