just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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