last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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