Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
