My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
where does the pee come out of this thing
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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