Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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