i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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