is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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