I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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