Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Randomize
