I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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