i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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