i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
