fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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