we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
