Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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