some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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