God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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