It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize