I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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