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oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again

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(612): View more from Minnesota

and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.

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(234): View more from Ohio

omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic

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(503): View more from Oregon

well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.

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(315): View more from New York

Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.

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(817): View more from Texas

she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable

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(616): View more from Michigan

Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds

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(406): View more from Montana

It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact

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