new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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