i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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