Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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