if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I can't put those talents on a resume
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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