Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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