What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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