idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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