It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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