I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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