This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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