Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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