I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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