the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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