dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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