wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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