I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
This toilet bowl is my home.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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