then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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