It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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