all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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