I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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