PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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