Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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