what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
