Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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